if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u
This is why I shouldn’t be let outside
TDOTL ends with Skulduggery handing Darquesse a snickers bar. “You’re not you when you’re hungry.”
And the reason it took Skulduggery five years to stop being Lord Vile was because he couldn’t eat the snicker’s bar and threw a temper tantrum.
how many dramatic close ups of david’s concerned face can you put in one gif dear god i love it
ahem i think u missed one
`upgrade your world…`
Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
When a friend calls me their best friend for the first time
do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you
"hawkeye is so boring he doesn’t even have super powers"
"why was black widow even in the movies she doesn’t do anything”
"a black widow and hawkeye movie would be SO BORING"
"hawkeye is USELESS"
"they’re making an antman movie before a black widow movie because the only good thing about black widow is she looks good in that suit"
Your work has been a gift to mankind. You shaped the century.
But first let me take a selfie..